DAMN. If Lady Gaga likes bacon, it probably means I do too
There’s nothing else I can say - ehh, ehh.
TRIA. Only if you’re into wine, cheese, or beer - which I know you are.
Tell me.
Are you someone who likes wine? Yes you are. Do you like cheese? Of course you do. And I’m positive you love beer so I ain’t even gotta ask. Well guess what. If you’re into all 3 of the mentioned, or even just one, then you need to get your ass over to Tria with the quickness.
This is one of them places you wanna go and just relax and not have to worry about all the shit going on like oil spills, mosques, Lindsay Lohan, and whether or not Brett Favre is retiring. Those are the kinda things that can really fuck up your day. But no fear my friend, Tria is here.
So what drew me to Tria on this warm and beautiful Saturday afternoon?
If buying LL Cool J’s book can do this, I’m sold
So LL Cool J was on “The View” promoting his book. That’s nice. But what I didn’t know was that he can curl human beings, one of them being the BBW in the red dress, Sherri Sheperd.
If I can do that by reading his book, I’m gonna go buy the biggest bookshelf out there. Maybe I can curl a bulldozer or something.
New $100 bill, more technology on a piece of paper than your smartphone
The new $100 was just unveiled. It was made to prevent counterfeiting of course. This means that new “printer” that costed you your newborn is now obsolete.
Not only does it contain the older technology of the vertical print band and the creepy watermark face, but now the “100” text also shifts color, and there’s an animated ribbon in the middle of the bill that changes shapes at the same time.
And the best part is the side effect of this new bill – it’ll finally help me control my spending because the only thing I’ll be spending is sitting on my red couch astounded at this new toy bill. Benjamin Franklin is more than welcomed to stay in my wallet as long as he wants.
Summer is coming, so is my appetite for tons of grilled beef
This is the triple cheeseburger I had over the weekend. It was my 4th burger. My first one was a double, then I had 2 single patty burgers, then ended it with a triple. I have a hard time controlling myself around a grill. I need to go to barbeques anonymous or something.
Well, I will easily tell you the summer is my favorite season. When I think of summer, I think of barbeques, beaches, long warm days, sweating, and being outside and getting roasted by the sun on a daily basis.
Barbeques is one of the things I most look forward to come summer. I like having friends and family around, and being outside and enjoying everyone’s company, especially people who I have not seen in a while. I had a taste (twice actually) of summery barbeque this weekend and it left me wanting more - good thing there’s another one this weekend.
What kind of things do you look forward to during summer.
Robot servers makes human waiters irrelevant but hey at least you don’t have to tip
Remember that childhood dream of yours of being a waiter? I hate to tell you this but it might not come true.
Check out this video of a restaurant in Thailand that has robots bringing you your food. This is cool. Plus, you can save yourself the tip.
