DAMN. If Lady Gaga likes bacon, it probably means I do too
There’s nothing else I can say - ehh, ehh.
If buying LL Cool J’s book can do this, I’m sold
So LL Cool J was on “The View” promoting his book. That’s nice. But what I didn’t know was that he can curl human beings, one of them being the BBW in the red dress, Sherri Sheperd.
If I can do that by reading his book, I’m gonna go buy the biggest bookshelf out there. Maybe I can curl a bulldozer or something.
New $100 bill, more technology on a piece of paper than your smartphone
The new $100 was just unveiled. It was made to prevent counterfeiting of course. This means that new “printer” that costed you your newborn is now obsolete.
Not only does it contain the older technology of the vertical print band and the creepy watermark face, but now the “100” text also shifts color, and there’s an animated ribbon in the middle of the bill that changes shapes at the same time.
And the best part is the side effect of this new bill – it’ll finally help me control my spending because the only thing I’ll be spending is sitting on my red couch astounded at this new toy bill. Benjamin Franklin is more than welcomed to stay in my wallet as long as he wants.
Adobe CS5 arrives in about 2 weeks, prepare to blow your paycheck
I remember when I bought CS3 back in college. I felt like I just bought it recently although it’s actually been years ago. Either I’ve been living under a rock or time is just passing by quicker than I can keep up with because I’m old as hieroglyphics.
Adobe CS5 is coming in less than 2 weeks, which means you need to save your next few paychecks to buy it. You’ll probably want to buy a new computer because you know CS5 will eat your current computer for lunch.
Hopefully I’m wrong because Fireworks CS4 performs like molasses in winter. But I’ll forgive it since it was the first version in which Adobe re-did the interface for the whole suite to be more cohesive.
Don’t forget, a whole new version release means there’s a whole new bunch of easter eggs, which you know is way more exciting than any new features that Adobe brings.
