New $100 bill, more technology on a piece of paper than your smartphone
The new $100 was just unveiled. It was made to prevent counterfeiting of course. This means that new “printer” that costed you your newborn is now obsolete.
Not only does it contain the older technology of the vertical print band and the creepy watermark face, but now the “100” text also shifts color, and there’s an animated ribbon in the middle of the bill that changes shapes at the same time.
And the best part is the side effect of this new bill – it’ll finally help me control my spending because the only thing I’ll be spending is sitting on my red couch astounded at this new toy bill. Benjamin Franklin is more than welcomed to stay in my wallet as long as he wants.
